City of Methuen Mosquito Spraying
The City of Methuen through the Northeast Massachusetts Mosquito Control and Wetlands Management District will be performing a city wide, mosquito spraying on Wednesday, August 26 beginning after 8:00 pm and ending before 5:00 am Thursday morning. This is a preemptive measure the City is taking to reduce the number of adult mosquitoes. No action is required by residents.
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Your Honor,
Are you sure this not a nefarious scheme to eliminate Republicans?
Jules
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Jules,
I can assure you that the spraying will have no adverse effect on Republicans. I have received a complaint from a group representing the mosquitos, indicating that they would oppose “socialized eradication”. They plan to be at my next town hall meeting.
Bill
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Your Honor,
Be careful of those mosquitoes as their comments can be stinging. They are driving free market eradication.
Should we call out the SIEU?
Jules
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This is the perfect time to spray for mosquitos. I am glad Methuen is being responsive in this way. The rainy weather contributed largly to the over grown mosquito population. I for one wouldn’t mind the ethnic cleansing of these pesky bugs.
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DAMN!!
“I can assure you that the spraying will have no adverse effect on Republicans.”
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Your Honor,
I think we will have to inaugurate a suicide watch for Jim.
Jules
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Mr. Mayor:
I thought you said you’d be “spaying” Republicans ….
My mistake.
-FM
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I guess I’ll just have to wait for that first frost… 😉
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